Inscribed On Tombstone:
Born: New Year's Eve, 1983
Location: SkateTown
Occupation: Incorrigible Slacker Real Occupation: Media Student
Herein lies a...
Die-hard romantic
Tireless advice-giver
Certified gun-nut
Lazy-ass whore
Loyalist to a fault
Parody-lover
Electronic Entertainment Enthusiast
Football Fanatic
Conspiracy-theorist Crackpot
Wordsmith
Unrealistic idealist
Self-righteous moralist
Born individualist
Former atheist
Penchant for the melodramatic
Sentimentalist
Quotable Quotes
"Soon the reason is gone, and all that is left is the feeling itself..."
- Anonymous
"The thrill is in the hunt."
- Myself
"Even the strongest have their moments of fatigue."
- Nietzsche
"Fortune favours the bold."
- Virgil
"It is but a shadow and a flicker that you love..."
- Aragorn
"Beneath this mask is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof."
- V
"I have dreamed a dream... but now that dream has gone from me."
- Morpheus
"God does not play dice."
- Einstein
"Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded."
- Academician Prokhor Zhakarov
"When you kill one, it is a tragedy. When you kill ten million, it is a statistic."
- Stalin
"In one dimension I find existence, in two I find life, but in three, I find freedom."
- Foreman Domai
"You see, people believe what the media tells them to believe. And I tell the media what to believe."
- Kane
"Optimists and pessimists die the same way. Optimists just live differently."
- Shimon Peres
"Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!"
- David G. Farragut
"You know you are in love, when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world."
- David Levesque
"Music... the language to stir the hearts of men."
- Shakespeare
"A man always finds it hard to accept he has lost a woman's love, no matter how badly he may have treated her."
- Sherlock Holmes
"He who attacks where his enemy does not know how to defend, will be victorious."
- Sun Tzu
"Without purpose, we would not exist."
- Agent Smith
"I know guys like you, you can do any terrifying thing you're ordered to do... but you have to do it running."
- Carl
"History has been one long series of conspiracies... the successful ones, we call governments."
- Stanton Dowd
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."
- Winston Churchill
"One thing is true of all governments... the most reliable records are tax records."
- Eric Finch
"When a guy sleeps around, he's a player. When a girl does, she's a slut."
- Sean
"A person is smart. People are dumb, stupid & panicky, and you know it."
- K.
I was sincerely not expecting to get the Starhub gig. Mentally preparing myself for the disappointment, and secretly envying the glut of free time I'd have if I didn't get it.
But get it I did, and for the second time in a long time, opportunity battered down the door and slapped me silly.
Silly with glee, I might add.
I'm just so thankful that the guy upstairs has blessed me once again.
Maybe, if I stop thinking about other stuff, they'll begin to fall into place around me. And life would take on a whole new meaning.
A meaning beyond description.
The magic is receiving what you asked for but never expected to get
And here's a whacky number from the fast-food facists:
Right now you have the urge to eat something. When it's through, if you still want to eat Then you're probably really hungry Think about what I'm saying
F.A.T, that is me But I didn't used to be I was hot, I was hungry I was loose, I was free Then I waited in the line, for some burgers and some fries Super size, that'd be nice Take a bite and close your eyes
Round 2, what do I do I can barely walk around Jenny Craig, Richard Simmons But I still lug the pounds Hamburgers, coke cola, getting gas from too much soda Double double, chunky chunky Hope this meal is never over The world is round, and so am I Big boys, big girls with real big thighs
Super size, super size The American Way Going down, throwing down All day, every day Super size, super size The American Way Getting fat, getting broke Either way you're gonna pay Super size me Super size me
Now I can't get out of bed So I have to order in I'm a triple fat fatty And I have a triple chin Who's the blame, call the lawyer Try to settle outta court Get some cash, spend it fast, cos I'm staring at my fork
Cos it's sad and it's lonely Ham and cheese with balogne Large pies, stuff-crusted, doggy bagels for a phony I have lost the motivation To inhibit the sensation But I loathe the frustration Birthday cake, I take my face in Turkey club with double bacon's got healthy connotations Fast food has over-taken And has super sized the nation
Super size, super size The American Way Going down, throwing down All day, every day Super size, super size The American Way Getting fat, getting broke Either way you're gonna pay Super size me Super size me
If I can keep up this progress, I'd have 25 pounds. 25 pounds! That's a lot of weight.
Kentucky fried, just fried Chicken nuggets, dip it twice Freeky fries and gelata Philly cheese, drive-through diet Pack more weight, cardiac Heart attack, back on track Grow so fat, slim, fast, slim, slow Touch your toes
Finger lickin' Hit the border Pull right up and place your order Yes sir, r'way Right away You deserve a break today!
Super size, super size The American way Going down, throwing down All day, every day Super size, super size The American way Getting fat, getting broke Either way you're gonna pay Super size me Super size me
[Put something in your mouth] Super size me (Can I get extra cheese with that?) Super size me (Whatdaya mean 50 cents for extra cheese?) Super size me (I come here all the time!) Super size me (Hook your brother up!) Super size me (Ooh I'm a fan) Super size me (All you can eat, all day) Super size me (Is that the biggest size you've got?) Super size me (I said I want it super-sized) Super size me (Can I get like, a bucket with a handle?) Super size me (2 for a dollar? I'll take it!) Super size me (All I need is 3 more forks) Super size me (And another set of hands)