Inscribed On Tombstone:
Born: New Year's Eve, 1983
Location: SkateTown
Occupation: Incorrigible Slacker Real Occupation: Media Student
Herein lies a...
Die-hard romantic
Tireless advice-giver
Certified gun-nut
Lazy-ass whore
Loyalist to a fault
Parody-lover
Electronic Entertainment Enthusiast
Football Fanatic
Conspiracy-theorist Crackpot
Wordsmith
Unrealistic idealist
Self-righteous moralist
Born individualist
Former atheist
Penchant for the melodramatic
Sentimentalist
Quotable Quotes
"Soon the reason is gone, and all that is left is the feeling itself..."
- Anonymous
"The thrill is in the hunt."
- Myself
"Even the strongest have their moments of fatigue."
- Nietzsche
"Fortune favours the bold."
- Virgil
"It is but a shadow and a flicker that you love..."
- Aragorn
"Beneath this mask is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof."
- V
"I have dreamed a dream... but now that dream has gone from me."
- Morpheus
"God does not play dice."
- Einstein
"Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded."
- Academician Prokhor Zhakarov
"When you kill one, it is a tragedy. When you kill ten million, it is a statistic."
- Stalin
"In one dimension I find existence, in two I find life, but in three, I find freedom."
- Foreman Domai
"You see, people believe what the media tells them to believe. And I tell the media what to believe."
- Kane
"Optimists and pessimists die the same way. Optimists just live differently."
- Shimon Peres
"Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!"
- David G. Farragut
"You know you are in love, when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world."
- David Levesque
"Music... the language to stir the hearts of men."
- Shakespeare
"A man always finds it hard to accept he has lost a woman's love, no matter how badly he may have treated her."
- Sherlock Holmes
"He who attacks where his enemy does not know how to defend, will be victorious."
- Sun Tzu
"Without purpose, we would not exist."
- Agent Smith
"I know guys like you, you can do any terrifying thing you're ordered to do... but you have to do it running."
- Carl
"History has been one long series of conspiracies... the successful ones, we call governments."
- Stanton Dowd
"The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."
- Winston Churchill
"One thing is true of all governments... the most reliable records are tax records."
- Eric Finch
"When a guy sleeps around, he's a player. When a girl does, she's a slut."
- Sean
"A person is smart. People are dumb, stupid & panicky, and you know it."
- K.
The sun sets really early here, and conversely, rises just as early. It's light by 6:30am, and dusk gives way to darkness about 12 hours later. I'm still not used to it being real dark before 7, but there you go.
Tuk-tuk drivers have the gear shift between their legs. Maybe it's just me, but from a distance, when they shift gears it looks uncannily like they're jerking off. And these mofos REALLY don't give a rat's ass about pedestrians and blind corners, they look like they're hell-bent on a meeting with the Horned Dude.
Walking to the office, there is this section of... pathway, shall we say, that makes me feel as if I'm on the set of Saving Private Ryan. Not, not because there are fanatical Nazis shouting broken German and attempting to outshoot imperialistic GIs, but because the... pathway is little more than a dirt track dotted liberally with craters. Not puddles, not potholes, craters - when a hole filled to the brim with murky water dominates the entire width of the road, I think it's safe to classify it as a crater. Navigating this... pathway feels like some sort of impromptu playground skipping obstacle.
I think the auntie at the food stall likes me. That's cause she not only gives me big helpings of food, but also even changes the rice to to the hot stuff straight from the pot. Me and my colleagues even got some free veggies last week - now they're jokingly saying we should buy from there every day. Haha I'm uncomfortable, but hey, whatever makes the auntie happy, man.